Shenmue Sailors

Oh. My. God. This just made my week. This is so hilarious whether or not your’re a Shenmue fan.

“I hear there’s a bar where sailors hang out… but I don’t know the place because I’ve never wanted to go to such a bar ya’ know! It’s best to stick to your regular drinking hole. If ya’ know what I mean.”

“Hey man why don’t you lose the jacket. I just figured you’ve got perfect skin… for my work. nice color… no sag.”