Deal or No Deal coming to Wii. Response is No.

Deal or No Deal coming to Wii

I don’t know about you, but when I want to be entertained by a video game, nothing will satiate that desire more than arbitrarily choosing numbered suitcases randomly in order to win fake, in game money. Deal or No Deal is coming to the Wii, and I can’t wait. The thought of sitting on my couch and watching Howie Mandel repeat “Deal . . . or No Deal?” is almost more than I can stand. Seriously, I don’t know how anyone can resist paying money for a game in which you aren’t rewarded for deductive reasoning. I mean, come on, it’s just like winning the lottery whenever you want, only you don’t get to keep the money! But hey, money’s not everything, right? It’s all about the satisfaction you get when you win the game out of sheer luck. Since no skill is involved, I don’t feel bad when I lose! When this thing hits the store shelves, I’ll be the first one in line. I’ll even have some kind of witty remark for the cashier when I go to the checkout counter. She’ll laugh so hard when I take an over used line from a TV show and apply it to the current situation that she’ll definitely want to go out with me. And why wouldn’t she? I’m basically famous, getting onto Deal or No Deal and all.