Wii Gets Interactive Softcore Porn In Japan

Within a game display in a random Japanese game store an ad for Osouji Sentai Clean Keeper reads “worldly desires are completely open.” Whenever you see something like that used to advertise a game in Japan you’re usually in for a graphic adventure novel on a disc and low and behold that’s what it is.

In Osouji Sentai Clean Keeper you basically save underage looking scantily clad women, who are actually in their 20s, from some kind of devil. When you do, by basically choosing numbered options with the Wiimote, you get a victory video of one of the girls doing something ridiculous like sucking on a banana. See all the victory images here.

While none of this is really shocking, the heartbreaking thing is this is already climbing up the Amazon Japan charts and currently resides at #450. Could this be a sign of the apocalypse? Check out a boring ass player video of the game in action below. Oh and you can import this piece of crap April 24th and play it with a Freeloader I’m sure.

Just remember that if you do you’ll lose the respect of anyone and everyone you tell about it.