Groom A Girl To Be A Lady DS

Oh boy, yet another pedophile simulator for the DS.

You become the butler of your lucky girl and prepare her for the Ojousama (lady) contest and make her wish come true. It is said that the tree planted in the school yard will answer anyone’s prayers, but the only access to that tree is through winning the Ojousama contest. As her butler and producer, you coordinate her outfit, nurture the right attributes in her such that she wins the judges over, check out her opponents and relieve her stress by going to dates together. Ultimately, the key to winning the contest is the strong bond between you two.

So basically some freakin’ tree is motivating this tiny girl to do whatever her pedo butler wants her to do. Wow.

Of course the game features small bits of clothing and there’s even a version you can get with trading cards. Oh boy!

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