Patton Oswalt Calls The Spike Video Game Awards Godawful

“The worst thing about this show was the fact that I’m the cheap, money-grubbing asshole who agreed to do it. The producers wanted me to do “a little bit of stand-up” before I presented the award for “Most Addictive Video Game”. Oh wait, I forgot — “The Most Addictive Video Game…Fueled By DEW!” That’s because Mountain Dew was “sponsoring” the award. I had to say “Fueled By Dew”. I will also be saying it on my deathbed, when I’m begging my relatives to unplug by respirator.”

Via His Blog